q1: Full name
a: thousand-winged Liaiel
q2: Zodiac sign.
a: I was not born.
q3: 3 fears.
a: The eventual heat death of the universe, misunderstandings, failure.
q4: 3 things I love.
a: Victory, creation, stasis.
q5: 4 turn ons.
a: I am not a sexual being.
q6: 4 turn offs.
a: I am not a sexual being.
q7: My best friend.
a: Insofar as one such as I can benefit from such companionship, the demon potentate Straoev
q8: Sexual orientation?
a: Asexual.
q9: My best first date?
a: Such things are anathema to me.
q10: How tall am I?
a: In my preferred physical form, 9 feet.
q11: What do I miss? a: The presence of divinity in the universe.
q12: What time was I born?
a: I was not born. I was brought about at the creation of this universe.
q13: Favorite color?
a: White.
q14: Do I have a crush?
a: No.
q15: Favorite quote?
a: Humans are never wise on purpose. I have no favorite utterances by those beings.
q16: Favorite place?
a: The space between the stars. q17: Favorite food?
a: I require no more sustenance than the universe itself does.
q18: Do I use sarcasm?
a: No.
q19: What am I listening to right now?
a: I do not limit myself to perceiving the world through such base and limited senses. You may say "everything."
q20: First thing I notice in a new person?
a: Their extreme mortality. After, their every weakness.
q21: Shoe size?
a: I do not garb myself thusly.
q22: Eye color?
a: White, black, or gold.
q23: Hair color?
a: White or black. q24: Favorite style of clothing?
a: A simple cloth when necessary. Most often, I am nude.
q25: Ever done a prank call?
a: No.
q26: What color of underwear I'm wearing now?
a: I have no genitals and have no need for such a garment.
q28: Favorite movie?
a: Humans are never wise on purpose. I have no favorite media by those beings. q29: Favorite song?
a: Humans are never wise on purpose. I have no favorite media by those beings. q30: Favorite band?
a: Humans are never wise on purpose. I have no favorite media by those beings.
q31: How I feel right now?
a: Hopeless and desperate. Untouchable and temporary. Superior and meaningless.
q32: Someone I love.
a: I have no love for other specific living things.
q33: My current relationship status.
a: One of many.
q34: My relationship with my parents.
a: I have none. I was brought about by the Departed Divinity.
q35: Favorite holiday.
a: Pointless human inventions.
q36: Tattoos and piercings I have.
a: With complete control over my aesthetic appearance, I have no need for such scribbles and trinkets.
q37: Tattoos and piercings I want.
a: With complete control over my aesthetic appearance, I have no need for such scribbles and trinkets.
q39: Last book I read?
a: What was the last book conceived of? I am aware of them all.
q40: Do I ever get "good morning" or "good night" tests?
a: No.
q41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
a: Not applicable.
q42: When did I last hold hands?
a: 34 years ago, the last time a foolish human made a covenant with me.
q43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
a: In the void outside of being, between the stars, there are no mornings.
q44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
a: No.
q45: Where am I right now?
a: To whatever extent that I am in a location, I am floating among the stars.
q46: If I was drunk & can't stand, who's taking care of me?
a: Not applicable. I cannot be poisoned by chemicals.
q47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
a: Volume and its perception are a byproduct of the limitations of human hearing. I do enjoy some vibrations, but it matters not their amplitude.
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